Argh!

I just got home after having way too much wine, and all I want to do is crawl into bed with my ex - smell his neck, grab his cock, and fuck him silly. Ry, if you read this, please just invite me over. I'm so hot and bothered for you...I know we're taking it slow, which is great, but in the meantime, I still want you. Badly. And I'll bet you do too. Argh!