posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 at 5:59pm
We were busy doing it. She was moaning with absolute pleasure, as she always does. I was pumping away, but I farted. She didn't hear it because she was so wrapped up in excstacy. I realized what I really wanted, right there and then. But being loyal to providing complete female pleasure, I brought her to completion. Then she fell asleep. Then I did what I really wanted to do - go and have a big dump.