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Couldn't help it

posted Tuesday, June 19, 2012 at 5:59pm
We were busy doing it. She was moaning with absolute pleasure, as she always does. I was pumping away, but I farted. She didn't hear it because she was so wrapped up in excstacy. I realized what I really wanted, right there and then. But being loyal to providing complete female pleasure, I brought her to completion. Then she fell asleep. Then I did what I really wanted to do - go and have a big dump.
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charles bukowski
Jun 19, 2012 at 10:07 pm
Brilliant confession my friend. One many of us have felt during coitus, but never had anyone to tell. Go boldly to the shitter knowing you are among fellow reprobates who are slaves to bodily needs
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Ha
Jun 20, 2012 at 11:16 am
This is one of the best confessions I've read - well done.
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What a Gentleman
Jun 20, 2012 at 9:55 pm
You even dutifully waited until she fell asleep before you blasted hot shit syrup on that icy porcelain. Good man.
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that guy
Jun 21, 2012 at 4:34 am
yup, had me laughing. so dumb.
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