Kyle, you said we'd probably never meet again...
You were a great kisser and probably a lot more sober than I was. Being as inebriated as I was early Sunday morning, I didn't expect myself to recall much but I remember so...
FOLLOW THIS
This morning, in the middle of the sidewalk, 1 block from my apartment, I stepped in a big pile of dog crap. I hate the dog that left it there. And I hate the owner of that dog. You deserve to have that hot shat smeared across your face and shoved into your teeth. You fuckin' suck. Further, all of you owners running your dogs in David Lam park without a leash should be thrown in jail. It's a $2000 max fine and there's a bunch of you that do it all the time, without every getting a single ticket as there is no bylaw enforcement around, ever.... I also hate how every square inch of grass in the entire downtown and Yaletown is infected with bacteria from your dogs as it is their giant toilet. You people that push your dogs in strollers and carry them in sluggies are equally as retarded.
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An idea
Let's shoot all dogs everywhere.

OR, maybe put down your fucking smartphone and look where you are walking. Seriously, how stupid are you to step in a "big pile of dog crap"?
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But..
You talk about the bacteria of dogs infecting every square inch of Yaletown grass. What about the bacteria from the night hobos, the stray cats, the spiders and earthworms and beetles... and the couples who go fucking in those parks past sunset? Yes, people should be more responsible for their dogs, at the same time... if you don't like that pile of shit... watch where you're walking or clean it up yourself. It is your duty too to keep your city clean.
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Bor
Don't forget the shit from the Canada geese and racoons!
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Yep
Thank you for posting this, I totally agree. You dog owners are a nuisance!
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not a dog lover
but..OP c'mon... you set yourself up on that one! "stepping in dog-shit in the middle of 'Yaletown'!!! You're just asking for the the onslaught of comments...you must live in Yaletown.. which equals the following: get your head out of your ass, look up from your i-phone4, slow down on your way to your porsche, take in the scenery and look where you're going... ps.. we don't have too much sympathy for Yaletown yuppie dwellers here ; ) Too bad...so sad...!!
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Dogma
Don't blame the dog.
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@not a dog lover - you are an idiot
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peanutbutterSHIT
Dogs are meant to shit on the ground and people aren't meant to pick up shit off the ground. Dogs are supposed to run free and poo everywhere like all animals do.
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bow wow wow
Same with humans.
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Doggie lady
I am a dig owner in yaletown and I agree with u on the leash and picking shit up. I am sick of people's dogs not being taken care of properly by lazy owners. Leashes are for the safety of your dog. And picking up r dogs shit is the law.
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