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I saw you in Lower Seymour Conservation Reserve. You were sitting at a picnic table with two twin brothers. We chatted about the ravens, and you said it had been a long time since...
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The weather is already too warm for me. I don't like it too much. Busses full of warm people, some of them don't wear deodorant. Girls dressed in skimpy clothing all around town and worst of all, my beach body isn't coming along too well. Not that I really want one because if I did then Id most likely be guilty of walking around in clothing that is tempting to men. So it's kind of a bitter-sweet situation. But it's still too warm and You cab find me in the shade most of the time.
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murray
For fucks sakes. Move to the arctic then. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Anonymous
I'd just like to take this moment to laugh at Murrey.
I kind of understand your situation. I respect the fact that you don't want to wear clothing that is tempting. It's a refreshing thing to see in this city.
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mugg
Not really tempting if everybody else is wearing the same. Tempting would be showing off your beach bod in Riyadh.
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summer sucks
I hate the heat too. Worst time of year.
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OK, seriously
Why would I find clothing tempting if you wore it? What kind of clothing are you talking about, that would be so tempting to me, a man? Would I go out and buy it if I saw you wearing it, is that what you're saying? That this clothing is so tempting to men in particular, that we must have it? Would this be an irresponsible consumer decision, hence your concern?

Is it really, really, really functional clothing? I'd like that. What does it do? Does it have hidden downsides only appreciated by a woman, that we men can't see? Is that why only you may wear it, because you know and can control its dark secret, but not when men are around, or not in summer when men are around?

If it's jeans, we already know about the zipper thing. It actually unzips... your ballsack... if you're not careful. We know.
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Natty
Is someone forcing you to stay here? Plenty of work up north and as a bonus you won't even see the sun for more than few hours during the winter.
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