I Got Drunk and I Think I Had Sex With My Wife's Niece

I am 50 and my wife's niece is 25 and we were drinking and before I knew it she was on top of me or I was on top of her. I woke up with a horrible hangover and I can't remember if I had sex with her or not. I don't want to tell me wife because she's already mad at me for leaving the toilet seat up and forgetting to fix the stove. I told my wife's niece nothing happened and so far that stories holding up.


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Not so nice niece

Oct 7, 2011 at 9:46pm

Oh nooooooo. I robbed my uncle. He got drunk and dressed up like Santa Claus ... again ... and tried to have sex with me so I was like wtf, i'm stealing your iPod. Up side: free iPod. Down side: his music sux. Ballroom Blitz? Blood, Sweat, and Tears? More like Blood, Sweat and Shit. oh gross, now I'm having a flashback to his filthy stained paws on me. I'd better go tell my mom.

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Gentleman Jack

Oct 8, 2011 at 9:00am

A nice girl once did this to me. Sexual assault ftw!

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Oct 8, 2011 at 12:41pm

From Pusifer's Tumescent Uncle:

Savour the moment, honey chile.....and the next time you ride some stale dated uncle cock be sure to have some Rick James toasting your ear drums. All in your universe will become crystal clear.

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Oct 8, 2011 at 4:33pm

If this confession is indeed true, by all means, be proud of yourself !! Unless the niece is fat. No need to tell the wife, just silently enjoy. Hats off to you, bud.

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what a girl wants

Oct 9, 2011 at 9:41am

I can just see your wrinkly, saggy, out of shape body, old man smell. Can someone say erectile dysfunction?
she is probably still laughing! unless you make a lotta bucks thats your only recourse for action.

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suck it

Oct 9, 2011 at 11:10pm

sooooo nasty old man cock. and i doubt she f'd ya the whole thing was prolly in your dreams.

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