I want to worship every woman I see

To all the women walking around Vancouver... Young, old, short, tall, skinny, curvy, pale, tanned, freckled, short skirts, summer dresses, yoga pants, well dressed, classy, trashy, blondes, redheads, brunettes... If only you knew how much I want you all. To peel off your clothes, kneel down before you, and worship every inch of your body from head to toe. Every single woman in Vancouver... I am in lust with you.