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Biking home around mid night I passed you going towards kits beach. I stopped at the Boathouse to look at the full moon and you doubled back to ask me if I knew of any small...
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I have nothing against the religion and believe everyone is free to believe it what they want to believe in. Its just that in the last three months I have had 3 knocks on my door from Jehovah's Witnesses. I just tell them politely that I have my own religion and will not be converting. They then throw some random questions at me. "Do you believe in science?" To this I reply with "Yes." Then they say "Can Science explain everything you see and hear?" They know the answer to this and I am not going to get into an argument with them. I just tell them "I don't have time for this right now as I have some devil worshiping to do." You should have seen the looks on their faces. I thought they were going to pull out their crosses and try an exorcism on me.
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Hazellah
I can't stand when Jw's use their children and the eldery as little lambs and pawns.
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BookCat
My mother used to have a sign nailed to our front door with the words: "This is a pagan household. Shove your religion down my throat and we will shove our broomstick up your arse." We never once had a Jehovah's witness visit the house. Placing a Ouija board in the front window is also quite effective.
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Teehee
That's a good one. Should have tried that one myself years ago lol
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Answer the Door Naked
Then ask If multiple partners are ok. They'll blacklist you and never be back!!
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hyo
My Dad used to invite them in and argue patiently for hours. I tell them I'm not interested in their delusional fantasies. They keep coming back, though.
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