Dreamy MEC Girl
You: dreamy brunette with glasses working the MEC returns desk. Me: cute bearded guy returning a bike light. Our eyes met as you walked through the bike section and you gave me...
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I'm sorry, I lost interest in your message after the first paragraph and couldn't be bothered to finish it. No doubt it was very clever and devastating and if it makes you feel good, please consider me abashed or chagrined or whatever it was that you intended me to feel after reading your brilliant, scintillating words. In the mean-time, allow me to congratulate you on your decision to not breed, as clearly a person of your qualities represents a full stop on the genetic paragraph; the evolution of your line need go no further.
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Get a life!
You are most likely a hipster posing as an intellectual (but failing miserably). Exactly who are you trying to impress?
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Coach
This is not a confession.
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your name
@getalife - I thought we all agreed not to use the word hipster anymore.

http://www.avclub.com/chicago/articles/hipster-please-why-calling-people...
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positively fourth st
it's funny that this starts out as "well you think you're so clever trying to take me down a peg with your words but i see right through it, it's all just masturbation" but ends up with it's own attempt to be "clever" and "devastating".
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Dont quite your day job
You overuse big words,its clear that you are an insecure intellectial snob who lacks substantce:-P
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The rivers run shallow
I recognize you.you over use big use big words to the point of being contour productive
Much ado about nothing. You are a tool who hides behind intualexualism divorsed from reality:-P
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Normal Person
@Don't Quite Your Day Job & @The Rivers Run Shallow - for starters, OP is not using big words. They're normal words used in a normally structured sentence (even if his dilusional head is up his arse). But the two of you really need to learn to spell before you can start criticizing others for intimidating you. @OP - you've got a bruised ego. Build a bridge, get over it and go find yourself another hipster girl to pine over.
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Robot
The lot of you must not read as a hobby. Anyone with an appetite for books and blogs would know that the above is the front cover quote from John Scalzi's "Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded". The poster probably posted it because it sounded fantastic. A damn good book to be sourced from too---you should read the guy's note on the Creation Museum in Kentucky.
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Normal Person
@Robot. I read but haven't heard of that book. Good call! If that's the case, it puts a whole new spin on the posting. Thanks! :)
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I told you so!
Anyone can cut and paste from Google 101. You've been outed again! A leopard can't change his spots and you've been spotted.
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OP
@ Robot --- whoever you are, you hit the nail on the head. The posting is indeed John Scalzi's quote, an e-mail response in fact. I posted it to see people's reactions; most respondents it seems are aliterate (as opposed to illiterate) idiots.
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I agree with, "I told you so!".
What is the point of copying and pasting someone else's words?

This is a form of plagiarism and misses the point of this forum.

Not impressed!
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