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posted Tuesday, June 26, 2012 at 11:18pm
I really hate how when I have to pull it back when I go pee pee or it fucking sprays everywhere soaking up my pants and creating a big fucking mess. especially in the morning when my eyesight is blurry I don't even realize Im spraying the wrong direction until I can feel warm liquid on my leg that I realize the pee is going sideways. fucking uncircumcised piece of shit. and to make it worse its small, like flaccid is 2 inches. (hard is 4.5 inches) its like half the size of my pinky, wtf seriously.
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Jun 27, 2012 at 1:35 am
size while flaccid does not matter.. and 4.5 inches is considered average, 6 inches and more is considered large. I'm a woman, so stop worrying about it!! You're fine...
Jun 27, 2012 at 7:18 am
wait, so you are an adult who hasn't figured out yet how to pee spray free? that's not the fault of your two incher, that's pure laziness. millions of men are just fine uncircumcised. So get a grip and I second with average, the size is just fine! If you are worried, work on your technique. (I can tell you, that matters more ;) )
Jun 27, 2012 at 9:06 am
You pull the foreskin back to piss and it doesn't spray all over the place - didn't your pappy tell ya?
Jun 27, 2012 at 10:07 am
Sorry, but size does matter. If you work on your technique in other areas, we (ladies) will happy and it won't matter. Be funny, kind, considerate, consistant and loyal...great with your fingers and tongue and I'd be hooked. : )
Jun 27, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Seven and a half. I win.
Jun 28, 2012 at 11:58 am
4.5 isn't too bad, I was with a guy once that was about 3 when hard. I'd like to pretend that it didn't matter, but in truth it did. I don't want to give the impression that size is all ladies care about, but due to the way we're built it is something that plays a role in the whole sexual experience. The worst thing about the experience I mention above, is that he didn't have any other skills to fall back on. My best advice for any men that are on the small side, is to become skilled in other areas, and to really learn the female body. Although actually men of all sizes could benefit from that advice. The female body requires more than just men thrusting away. And please don't take notes from adult movies, they are a very poor representation of what actually works for us.
Jun 28, 2012 at 12:59 pm
i've had big and small and enjoy the smaller ones waaaaay better ... & get circumcised if it bothers you.
Jun 29, 2012 at 8:13 am
yes, maybe there is a too small but from experience (as a woman), small+great technique is way (waaayyy) better than too big.
Jul 2, 2012 at 4:56 pm
Being uncircumcised is great. My penis is extremely sensitive and lots of women tell me that I know how to please a woman when all I am really doing is pleasing myself. Yeah, a few more inches might please some women, but most would probably prefer a slow quality f*ck from a guy with a smaller penis than a wham bam cannon shot from some big lug with no concerns but his own.
Jul 5, 2012 at 4:08 pm
This posting is hilarious! I LMFAO'd when I read it. With that being said, size does matter! OMGoodness does it matter! I'm sorry your penis is so small but I wish women would stop lying to guys and telling them that size does not matter when it most definitely does! Size and knowing how to use it is even better but knowing how to use it can be learned. It's why I only date guys who are 6 feet or taller. And to "truth from a woman" you CAN learn from porn. I watch porn and have picked up a few pointers. One of my guy friends who has worked in the porn industry told me he learned quite a bit and I've been told that I give phenomenal blowjobs! Just sayin'.....
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