Ok, long shot... I know.
Stood next to you on the skytrain, chitchatting about YVR connection. You commute everyday, I'm a newbie.
Wished I had said something prior to...
You can't miss me. My form fitting uniform, my fat beer gut, my mullet, my obnoxious wife........wait I'm not finished yet.....my poor play, my yelling, smoking, swearing. Hey who farted?