I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the people you need to concentrate on.

Jesus, and we wonder why the Election turned out so weird. The Pollsters knew nothing, because the people they talked to lied to them. Nobody wants to talk to a fucking Pollster, anyway. They are Vermin. And they are getting paid to harass you with questions, but you're not getting a dime for it. You're not even getting on TV.

Capt. Renault: Oh no, Emil, please. A bottle of your best champagne, and put it on my bill.

"Andy Rooney" laughs at Liberal "jokesters".

The proposal that's come out of the Citizens' Assembly will, in my opinion, make it much harder for women to actually be represented....The reason that's the case is that because the Citizens' Assembly, while it's made up half of women, is not made up of people who have actual active experience in politics.

A labour movement that is without interest in political matters is a labour movement that is evading one of the most fundamental responsibilities.

Oh, promises, promises/This is where those promises, promises end/I don't pretend that what was wrong can be right/Every night I sleep now, no more lies

Don't go into politics: it will break your heart.

An unreliable ally is more dangerous than a clever opponent.

There's a simple rule in politics: either fire people's imaginations or those imaginations will turn around and fire at you. Unable to project a compelling image of himself, [Gordon] Campbell wound up wearing a negative image designed by his enemies. He became known as a suit in the nastier sense of the word; i.e., a greedy, sleazy, conniving, heartless corporate type.

I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.

Sometimes I want to reach out and smack him [Premier Gordon Campbell]. And sometimes I know he wants to smack me.

There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office.