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said your name is Henry
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Arts and Culture

The hit Broadway musical comedy Urinetown: The Musical runs November 1 to 29 at the Firehall Arts Centre.
The 41st annual Circle Craft Christmas Market runs November 11 to 16.
Co.ERASGA's upcoming performance Undivided Colours celebrates dance, diversity, and gender.
Enter to win a pair of tickets to see legendary Canadian singer-songwriter Bruce Cockburn talk about his new memoir at a Vancouver Writers Fest special event.
NerdFest: A Night of Epic Fantasy brings nerd culture to the Rickshaw Theatre for an epic adult themed event. Performing artists both on and off the stage will pull you into an evening of fun and adventure with something new around every corner.
Enter to win two tickets to the Blue Dot Tour, an evening with David Suzuki and friends, in Vancouver on November 9.
Enter to win a Whistler Film Festival getaway including two gold Whistler Film Festival passes, four Whistler Blackcomb lift tickets, and two nights accommodation.

Events

Enter to win a pair of tickets to the 102nd Grey Cup festival three-day concert series (Nov 27 to 29) featuring Trooper, Hey Ocean!, 54-40, and more.

Gift Certificates

To celebrate the grand opening of the new Denman Street store, enter to win a $100 gift certificate.

Merchandise

Expand Furniture's products will help you create space in your home that you did not know you had.
Win a pair of Sketchers Performance Division running shoes (mens or womens sizes), a Try Events running toque & glove set plus an entry into the Try Events McDonalds Boundary Bay Marathon, Half Marathon, 10k/5k on November 2
To celebrate the launch of HUB Fall Bike to Work Week, we're giving away great new bike gear, including a Sahn Helmet, an ABUS lock, and a set of Monkeylectric lights.

Movies

A woman stuck in permanent adolescence lies to her fiancé about going on a retreat and spends the time hanging out with friends instead.

Music

The Sumner Brothers sixth annual All Hallows’ Eve at the Rickshaw Theatre features Ben Rogers & The Bloodred Yonder, Colleen Rennison & the Crimson Roses, the Wild North, and DJ Elliot Christopher Way.
Elephant Man plays Fortune Sound Club on November 19.
Har Mar Superstar and the Pizza Underground play the Rickshaw Theatre on November 23.
Portland, Oregon-based musician born and raised in Portugal, Anjos has created more than 200 remixes since 2007.
British electro-pop group Metronomy plays the Imperial on October 26.
Canadian alternative hip-hop artist Buck 65 is coming to Fortune Sound Club.
Enter to win tickets to see Harpoonist & the Axe Murderer on November 8.
Joan Baez plays the Vogue Theatre on November 16.
The Slackers play the Imperial with Sammy Kay & the Fast Four and Los Furios on October 25.