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Arts and Culture

Enter to win two tickets to see the return of Broken Sex Doll, the sci-fi musical!
Enter to win a pair of premium seats to DanceHouse's presentation of House, choreographed by Sharon Eyal for her company, L-E-V.
Enter to win a pair of tickets to see Great Big Sea front man Alan Doyle talk about his new memoir, Where I Belong, at a Vancouver Writers Fest special event.
Tremors is Rumble Theatre’s one-of-a-kind theatre party featuring three edgy, contemporary plays.
The evening features legendary band Yo La Tengo on stage with Academy Award-winning director Sam Green in a ‘live documentary’ about the iconic 20th century architect, designer, futurist, writer, Buckminster Fuller.
Enter to win a prize package consisting of two all-accessfestival passes valid for all the films including the opening and closing films and receptions.
Stand-up comedian and actor Ari Shaffir describes his comedy as a puppet show, but way filthier and without the puppets.
Win a pair of tickets to see Irish supergroup the Gloaming in their Canadian debut at the Chan Centre for the Performing Arts at UBC.
Studio 58, the nationally renowned professional theatre training program at Langara College, proudly presents One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
The Vancouver Short Film Festival is offering two passes to attend the Vancouver Short Film Festival, taking place from November 14 to 16.
Enter to win a pair of passes to this edition of the Vancouver Art Gallery’s FUSE: Revolution Counter Revolution, on Friday, November 14.
Enter to win a pair of tickets to the November edition of Dance Allsorts with Grupo America on November 16, at the Roundhouse Arts and Recreation Centre.
Hannibal Buress Comedy Camisado Tour presented by Just For Laughs is coming to the Vogue Theatre on December 10.
NerdFest: A Night of Epic Fantasy brings nerd culture to the Rickshaw Theatre for an epic adult themed event. Performing artists both on and off the stage will pull you into an evening of fun and adventure with something new around every corner.


Enter to win two tickets to Longevity & Genetics Conference 2014, an all-day event to learn about anti-aging research and personal genomics on November 15.
Enter to win a pair of tickets to the 102nd Grey Cup festival three-day concert series (Nov 27 to 29) featuring Trooper, Hey Ocean!, 54-40, and more.


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A mysterious soldier befriends the family of a fallen comrade and quickly makes himself an indispensible part of their lives, but the secrets he’s hiding put them all in danger.
Based on a true story, Rosewater marks the screenwriting & directorial debut of The Daily Show host Jon Stewart.
Be one of the first in Vancouver to see Interstellar in 35mm.


London rock band Bastille is coming to the PNE Forum on November 14.
Say Somethin' is the long awaited debut solo album from Vancouver-based vocalist Dawn Pemberton.
Alex Clare is just the sort of musician you’re glad is still being made in the country’s basements, backrooms, and bedrooms.
Tokyo Police Club coming to Vancouver for two shows at the Commodore Ballroom on November 15.
Vancouver-based rock and roll quartet No Sinner is coming to the Rickshaw Theatre on November 21.
After dodging the camera for the first leg of his recording career, Vance Joy is staring down the barrel for the cover of his long-awaited debut Dream Your Life Away.
Island Def Jam recording artists Pepper from Hawaii play Venue on December 7.
Portland, Oregon-based musician born and raised in Portugal, Anjos has created more than 200 remixes since 2007.
Elephant Man plays Fortune Sound Club on November 19.
Har Mar Superstar and the Pizza Underground play the Rickshaw Theatre on November 23.
Joan Baez plays the Vogue Theatre on November 16.