Man with Mac laptop

There isn't much to describe really. I'm doubtful you even saw me, although you may have heard me snickering a few stacks away. You left your $1300 laptop and jacket unattended on Level Six of the Central Library while you went out to get coffee and an edible treat. Me, I was the one who placed the sign that suggests not to leave your valuables unattended in the library on your keyboard. You are so lucky that your computer was still there when you got back.