I sued my deceased dad's wife almost half of his estate. I was awarded a shit ton of money. I gave my mom a portion of it..
Sometimes, I talk to a stranger online who has been led to believe that I am being fellated by my daughter while we speak.
 

Ben Howard saves the damsel in distress ;)

I've never posted on here but you seem pretty artsy and probably read the Straight so here goes nothing.. I met you on the Seabus after that strange guy kept chatting me up. You were super cute in your grey hat, with a lip ring and nice smile. We talked about Ben Howard (I'll have to check him out) and I wanted to ask your name but then we parted ways. Maybe we can grab a coffee sometime?
When: 
2013-02-03 00:00:00
Where: 
On the Seabus
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