I am a 30-year-old female virgin who's never had a boyfriend. I feel like an alien. I have lost hope that I will ever know what love is.
Acknowledge the discomfort and awkwardness (D & A) that has been created while simultaneously drawing attention to the fact that said D & A are not of your creation.
 

Guy with HUUUGEEE backpack

I see you every weekday on the Canada Line. You get on at 3:30 and you ride all the way downtown with me. I am to shy to approach you, but we always make eye contact.....for long periods of time. I'm the man in heels, you have short blonde hair and sexy glasses. I can tell you work out. Your muscles have been progressing over the last few weeks. Please say hi to me next time, I'll be waiting. xoxox.
When: 
2013-02-12 00:00:00
Where: 
Canada Line
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