You: White female, blond hair to your shoulders, over 40, snug dress, brown calf high boots, purse over your shoulder, jacket in your arms, stunning. You were talking with a woman in a red dress after the show while I hovered nearby trying to make eye contact as often as possible. Me, white male, also over 40, you can probably imagine who I am, and can know for certain if you contact me. We really must talk.