I use the shower facilities at my university gym. The guys I share the room with are always blowing their nose and loudly spitting.
My boyfriend of two years cannot climax or maintain an erection unless his testicles are handled, squeezed, pulled, or pressed on.
 

Whistler Millionaires

Drinking from a pineapple cup, Dollar store flower bra over my top, Cute guy beside me dancing, How much fun was I having. You grabbed me to get some fresh air, I asked if you were a millionaire, You said “my friends are amazing”, Oh man, I thought, he doesn’t know what he’s saying. The lights came on and suddenly, There was a switch! Your friend was talking to me, You were gone. A drunken glitch. I had nowhere to go, My girls were gone, I thought OH NO, What have I done! Your buddy invited me over, Wanted to talk politics…ouch, I wanted to sleep, it sounded so much better, I ended up crashing your couch. Thank you Whistler Millionaires, For being good guys, For a very entertaining night, For making sure I was all right.
When: 
2013-02-23 00:00:00
Where: 
Out in Whistler
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