You: Cute guy in a hat from the island. Me: big, huge bun and plaid shirt wrapped around my waist. I was sad at the bus stop and briefly evaporated, but you found me and I gave you a cigarette. You had just dropped off a marble slab to your old roommates. I thought you were really cute and wanted to invite you over to drink wine and play Super Mario, but you became enveloped in a conversation about health care with my British friend. You are funny and made my night suck a little less. Thanks for that :)