I was carrying an arm load of ramen noodles and frozen peas, and when I got close to the checkout I dropped my kilo of butter on the floor. We both reached for it, but I was so embarrassed that it completely phased me that it was the perfect set-up for a cheesy rom-com, and simply replied "I got it," snatched it, and continued on my way. I was quite taken with you and have been kicking myself for the past hour-and-a-half for being a living embodiment of the forever alone meme. I hope we can continue the cheese!