You: the adorable Asian cutey with a sparkly dress. Your friend shoved you into me as I was walking on the dance floor, then said to me "Isn't she cute?" I have to agree with her. You are cute, but you were either too drunk to give me your number or you decided to give me a fake one. If either you or your friend happen to see this, and you didn't mean to give me a fake number, I did try to call you today.