You: Kindest vehicle driver I have EVER encountered when on my bike. Glasses, gold Jeep. Maybe you work at Microsoft? Me: Idiot on a bike. Glasses. Probably red in the face from embarrassment. Cyclists are dumb sometimes. I was dumb this time. Sorry for cutting you off on the ramp - I'm sure you didn't expect me to turn left on the sidewalk there. I should probably buy you a coffee for causing you that stress. I hope your day only got better from there!