I think I've seen you a few times at the Rio. You might be security for venue shows? You have long hair, often wear curb stomper boots and your built like a damn mountain. Hello, greetings, this is just a message to let you know you're so handsome. Last time I saw you was Hari Kondabolu's show. I wanted to get up and say hi to you walking up and down the aisle in front of the stage but I couldn't think of anything witty to say beyond the strong need to climb you like a tree.