Sam, I saw you at the Yale! I'm fairly certain you don't know who I am but I embarrassingly recognized you from Tinder a while back. Almost as shameful as me posting on this. We made some eye contact but that's all. I've got long blonde hair, no idea if you noticed me. You don't strike me as the type of person to read these but you're fine as hell and I hate myself for not coming up and talking to you.