Ryan on a fixed gear bike

Me: victim of a late night bicycle bail, sitting on the curb doubled over in pain, having possibly just fractured my foot, trying to figure out what the hell I was gonna do next. You: cute guy rolling by on your bike, stopped to offer your assistance and nursing skills. Thanks for helping me put my life back together and get home safely. I'll be walking like a cripple for a while, but you definitely helped put a smile back on my face!