Bad Girl Wants Church Boy

I see you every Sunday at St. Augustines Church. There is something about you that is so freakin' hot. I know I shouldn't be thinking "impure" thoughts in church but whenever I see you all I can think about is fucking your brains out! LOL! You hand out communion and you're one of the ushers. You look like you pray so hard and are very into the service and what the priest has to say so I feel bad and kinda naughty for the thoughts that I have about you. You're paying attention to the service and I'm thinking about the things that I would do to you if you ever let me. Honestly, for the most part, I go to church for my parents even though I was definitely raised in "the faith." I saw you at Greens Market today after church and we talked for a bit. I learned you're a DJ. I wish I had asked you for your name at least. (I've figured out that, in general, most people who pray like you are making up for something or want something really bad. Which category do you fall in to?) Anyway, if you read this I'm pretty sure you'll know who this is. Care to go for coffee or a drink have a theological conversation then fuck like the book of revelations will be fulfilled tomorrow? :-)