I'm pretty awesome at multi-tasking but splayin' for the 69 is, in my opinion, a waste of time.
Sometimes, I talk to a stranger online who has been led to believe that I am being fellated by my daughter while we speak.
 

Breathtaking Blonde

You - A very cute blonde with an incredible smile; were paying for your wine but couldn't remember your PIN and didn't want to lock your card. Me - Black and white jacket, bald and with beer. I took the opportunity to be a gentleman and pay for you. Sadly, I didn't take the opportunity to ask for your number... I'm silly like that sometimes... So now, Regrets abound, here I am. Thanks for the hug! I hope I have the chance to meet you again sometime. If by chance you do see this, You can always go back and ask Jim for my number!
When: 
2012-06-05 07:00:00
Where: 
Mountainview Liquor Store - Fraser St.
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