it seems like every guy that i date (outdoorsy, active, nice) is a pot-smoker. i am in my 20s and kind of sick of the stoner lifestyle.
What is it about lesbianism that renders a person incapable of taking yes for an answer? Maybe it’s cunnilingus?
 

Cute cackle

You were the cute brunette (latina?) on the rooftop patio at Falconetti's with two girlfriends. You had a sexy lip ring and an adorable cackle laugh. Part of your hair was shaved on the side, like Skrillex, which gets me wondering... I kept trying to catch your eye, but it was tough behind your red sunglasses, and you didn't stay for long. When you got up, I caught a glimpse of your buttcrack, which was really cute. Maybe this is a longshot, but I would love to have a beer with you sometime, and find out more about your exotic background. I don't usually do these things, but you seem worth a shot.
When: 
2012-07-18 07:00:00
Where: 
Falconetti's on Commercial Drive
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Heronmakeester
hahaha Im sure she would love to go for a beer with you after you have told her you saw her buttcrack and thought it was cute.

Thats freaking hilarious
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RCL
I bet she can't wait to tell you all about her exotic experiences getting hit on by people like you.
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