I'm pretty awesome at multi-tasking but splayin' for the 69 is, in my opinion, a waste of time.
Sometimes, I talk to a stranger online who has been led to believe that I am being fellated by my daughter while we speak.
 

Cute petite girl with wavy dark brown hair

I was sitting at the back of the bus, texting away. I heared an "omph" and I broke away from what I was doing to check if you were alright. We locked eyes and smiled at me before I could even ask. And I must say that is one sexy smile. Lunch/coffee sometime?
When: 
2012-12-03 08:00:00
Where: 
back seat of the #14 bus around 8:50pm