3 years ago I was sexually harassed by my now former Psychiatrist.
Those are the “tricks that exist” to help guys like you, and it sounds like you’ve mastered them.
 

Cute petite girl with wavy dark brown hair

I was sitting at the back of the bus, texting away. I heared an "omph" and I broke away from what I was doing to check if you were alright. We locked eyes and smiled at me before I could even ask. And I must say that is one sexy smile. Lunch/coffee sometime?
When: 
2012-12-03 08:00:00
Where: 
back seat of the #14 bus around 8:50pm