I use the shower facilities at my university gym. The guys I share the room with are always blowing their nose and loudly spitting.
My boyfriend of two years cannot climax or maintain an erection unless his testicles are handled, squeezed, pulled, or pressed on.
 

Hot cop saves the day

You: Tall, insanely attractive cop. Me: Short blonde social worker. You arrived to the scene alone and really brightened up my day! My hand was throbbing from the door being slammed on it, but all I could think about was how cute you looked when I mentioned somewhat sarcastically that I was just happy you arrived so quickly. Let's see if that spark carries over in a non-work environment and go for coffee or something!
When: 
2012-11-10 08:00:00
Where: 
Front desk at a women's shelter in the DTES
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