I'm pretty awesome at multi-tasking but splayin' for the 69 is, in my opinion, a waste of time.
Sometimes, I talk to a stranger online who has been led to believe that I am being fellated by my daughter while we speak.
 

I miss your face!

It was your birthday. You where on your way to the electric owl to celebrate. Your beautiful curves accentuated by your bright blue jeans. That was the last time I saw your face. Before that I would wake up to it most days for the last year. I have not seen you since and I am lost. I miss your beautiful face...
When: 
2012-11-03 07:00:00
Where: 
5th & Trafalgar