... that when I read the news about the latest celebrity phone hacks, I googled the items in question.
My boyfriend of two years cannot climax or maintain an erection unless his testicles are handled, squeezed, pulled, or pressed on.
 

I miss your face!

It was your birthday. You where on your way to the electric owl to celebrate. Your beautiful curves accentuated by your bright blue jeans. That was the last time I saw your face. Before that I would wake up to it most days for the last year. I have not seen you since and I am lost. I miss your beautiful face...
When: 
2012-11-03 07:00:00
Where: 
5th & Trafalgar