I use the shower facilities at my university gym. The guys I share the room with are always blowing their nose and loudly spitting.
My boyfriend of two years cannot climax or maintain an erection unless his testicles are handled, squeezed, pulled, or pressed on.
 

I'm a celebrity. Forget me

I recognized you Maria when I saw your post here. In fact, I'm not sure if it was that Maria from Mexico, raven-head middle-aged woman in leather or 20-years-old undergrad who introduced herself as a "Blondie" fan (as an excuse for the name). Anyways, I am a famous photographer! Please don't write and come to my studio anymore! Just forget about me. We have nothing in common, Marias.
When: 
2012-11-17 08:00:00
Where: 
Culture Crawl
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