I can now understand how drug addiction starts.. I've been using cocaine recreationally for years, but really stepped it up this past year.
It usually takes being dumped several dozen times before a guy like your boyfriend starts to do the hard work of unpacking and dismantling his assholery.
 

Main Street Flyer Girl

Hey girl, you walked into my store on Friday morning dripping wet, wearing a black jacket and white scarf. You were with a friend handing out flyers for a Christmas event called 'Flake Out' by Shop Main. Your friend was wearing her scarf like a ridiculous version of a babushka, but my eyes were only on you. I was lazy and didn't want to read the flyer (no offense) so I asked you for a run-down. I offered you an umbrella that someone left behind, but I really wanted to offer you a date. I have dark hair, and am relatively tall. When it's not raining so hard out, would you like to grab a bite to eat? I know the best place on Main St.
When: 
2012-11-30 08:00:00
Where: 
Main Street
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