Watched Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones, nor have any interest in watching them nor am I curious about them.....Am I really missing anything?
My boyfriend of two years cannot climax or maintain an erection unless his testicles are handled, squeezed, pulled, or pressed on.
 

Main Street Flyer Girl

Hey girl, you walked into my store on Friday morning dripping wet, wearing a black jacket and white scarf. You were with a friend handing out flyers for a Christmas event called 'Flake Out' by Shop Main. Your friend was wearing her scarf like a ridiculous version of a babushka, but my eyes were only on you. I was lazy and didn't want to read the flyer (no offense) so I asked you for a run-down. I offered you an umbrella that someone left behind, but I really wanted to offer you a date. I have dark hair, and am relatively tall. When it's not raining so hard out, would you like to grab a bite to eat? I know the best place on Main St.
When: 
2012-11-30 08:00:00
Where: 
Main Street
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