I think women in this city complain too much about how horrible men are and that's why they are single.
Acknowledge the discomfort and awkwardness (D & A) that has been created while simultaneously drawing attention to the fact that said D & A are not of your creation.
 

Muscle man at Whole Foods on 4th

We obviously both live in the hood (Kits) as I've seen you at WF on 4th numerous times. You: very tall (6'3" or 6'4"?), pale, bald/shaved head, lotsa muscles, tats, always in gym gear, 30s? Me: petite (5'2"), long dark curly hair, green eyes, usually in yoga gear and/or dark, tight clothing. I've often tried to catch your eye but you are a bit scary, lol. However totally my type. Coffee sometime?
When: 
2012-11-13 08:00:00
Where: 
Capers/Whole Foods, Kitsilano
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