My ex, who I'm still amicable with, is a post-Mensa brilliant, horny, obnoxious mindfuck of a human being who can drink 10 straight shots of Iris
Here are a bunch of questions that were submitted anonymously at a live taping of Savage Lovecast.
 

My Little Banana

You: dark hair, short bangs, black tank-top, great body and killer smile. Me: pushing a dive cart. You: had my attention from the moment I saw you. Me: thought your brother was your husband, sorry it took me so long to figure it out. We had a great time and then lost track of each other. There's nothing I would love more than to reconnect with you.
When: 
2012-06-20 07:00:00
Where: 
The Beach
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