Not only do you look smart enough to do the 2 cent math, you’re super cute! You could probably tell we were troublemakers when my obnoxious friend loudly announced that we had ten items, instead of eight, in your express line. And I’m sure we sealed the deal when she made the math comment. But I assure you, she was joking. We both just really love to laugh, and have a good time. At the risk of sounding like an I Saw You cliché, I noticed your eyes, and your height as I was checking you out while waiting in line. We made eye contact several times, but I might be flattering myself to think that you were checking me out too, more likely just thinking “Damn that girl is short”. So, uh, why don’t we go for raspberry tea, take a scuba diving class, or make breakfast together?