Obnoxious dad at The Brixton

You: young man with two women and your assumed child. Me: trying to have a conversation with my boyfriend over lunch. You: Spoke loudly and continuously about your baby, music, how awesome your sideburns were (they DO almost reach your nose!), while your assumed wife, friend and baby stared blankly and tiredly. Since you forced your one-sided conversation to become my business, I wanted to thank you for showing me what a new born baby looks like when it is so bored it wants to drop kick facial hair off the man who is holding him Bad ass baby.