From the moment I first saw you in that striped dress, I knew I had been waiting to meet you again here in this lifetime... you are my beautiful dance partner and the best reason to listen to The News. Where you go everyday is a mystery, but I know you must be distracted thinking of my manly features and ripped abs - I know we were meant for each other, because they're all i think of also! Dance party or Pants party, your choice. Who says romance is dead?