I really like being retired. No more annual appraisals from intellectual inferiors telling me my way ain't as good as their way.
If the only thing you like about your current girlfriend is the fact that she’s trans, you’re probably guilty of objectifying her.
 

Saturday night at the pint

You were at a table with your friend. You have a freckle on your nose that looks like a piercing. You said my glasses were sexy and then we made out. Later I got a text from a random number and asked if it was Josh and the person replied yes, I went to meet you outside and it wasn't you. I went back in the bar and you were gone. I'd like to see you again.
When: 
2012-11-03 07:00:00
Where: 
The Pint
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