I sued my deceased dad's wife almost half of his estate. I was awarded a shit ton of money. I gave my mom a portion of it..
Sometimes, I talk to a stranger online who has been led to believe that I am being fellated by my daughter while we speak.
 

Sea Bus

You were short with too many shoes. I was the tall bald guy. You gave me directions to the liquor store. I just want you to know that I found it, you must be worried.
When: 
2012-05-14 07:00:00
Where: 
Sea Bus headed to North Van