Ex
Ran into my ex the other day and it looks like I may have dodged a bullet.
You’ve chosen to slap the “infidelity” label on his actions, and now you feel compelled to have a full-blown my-boyfriend-cheated-on-me meltdown.
 

Shirt Stain

You are the most beautiful creature I've ever laid eyes on, and I'm sorry I said you looked like Abercrombie and Fitch. You probably think I'm a sell-out for not throwing you out of the cab during your fake Romney support rant, but if it was a test please understand it was only a matter of being dazzled by your loveliness. I know it was just for the night [you dirtbag], and if you had wanted my number you would have asked for it, but if I see you around sometime my little heart will light up like the fourth of July.
When: 
2012-11-17 08:00:00
Where: 
Astoria
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armadilloxx
I'm pretty sure this is for a dude.
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