Sultry J-School Vixen

First off, sultry vixen might not seem endearing, but anything to catch an eye... I've had an enormous crush on you for the better part of ten months now, and had actually worked up the nerve to bring it up, but circumstances wouldn't allow much more than that. I still think you're absolutely stunning and would love to take you out for dinner, a movie, anything, but again -- circumstances. It's been nice seeing you lately, even if it only ends up bumming me out. Not that this post will make a difference, but sometimes a man's gotta get things off his chest. I would've shouted it form a rooftop but seriously -- who does that?