Where are Thou?!

You disappeared off of the face of the earth before I could ask you to join me for beers. I extended the olive branch but you didn't reply. We are both self-proclaimed weirdo's so I thought it would be fun to see what the combination of two twisted minds plus alcohol would conjure up. I thought that I didn't like you very much but I found our sarcastic banter to be quite entertaining and you made my day fun, believe it or not. I am looking for friendship but I have a feeling you might think I am nuts, so to save face, I will leave it be. Hopefully, you will see the irony of this whole situation and your sick sense of humor and low impulse control will not allow you to pass up this unusual opportunity for an entertaining story to tell later on at the very least:). We could even keep it a secret. What do you say?!