I am a 30-year-old female virgin who's never had a boyfriend. I feel like an alien. I have lost hope that I will ever know what love is.
Acknowledge the discomfort and awkwardness (D & A) that has been created while simultaneously drawing attention to the fact that said D & A are not of your creation.
 

X-ray girl

This was a few years back. You were a blonde med student working an evening shift at Royal Columbian towards the end of May. I was in getting ex-rays done on my leg and you made me take my pants off, "to get a better shot." You were really professional about it, which just made you that much more desirable. I could feel the heat radiating off your body and wanted to get you out of those sexy scrubs for some passionate love-making. I had to fight the urge to pull you onto the table with me. Anyways, I have double knee caps. Coffee and sex?
When: 
2009-05-20 07:00:00
Where: 
new west
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