posted Monday, May 20, 2013 at 9:02pm
I wish I knew your name, because "Officer Hottie" is a ridiculous and infantile thing to have to call a guy. Too bad for me -two weeks ago I let you leave without getting your name, or number, or ANYTHING, so I've got nobody to blame but myself! Honestly, I don't think I heard half of what you were saying anyway (something about my neighbour taking a nap while his security alarm was going off? Or something?); I was just way too distracted by how attracted to you I was for any of it to even register. And then you had to go and say that you don't usually work in uniform, and I started thinking about you OUT of uniform, and pretty much missed every single thing that you said after that. I'd love the chance to find out if I like you as much as I think I do.