You: sleep-deprived, dizzy and dismayed with your sister's girly top. Lying on a park bench in the sunshine: a classy hobo with a bowler hat. A thoroughly unreliable witness to: Me telling one of the stars the name of the movie he's in. I was wearing sunglasses but frankly who wasn't. This? I've always wanted to do this. Coffee? A movie? Ghost World, perhaps.
I noticed you down the ailse. Beautiful ink down your arm and a body only yoga and good diet could create. So when I saw you lined up in the express lane (with your pigs-in-a-blanket), I took a few items out of my basket so I could line up behind you. The cast on my leg is usually a good ice breaker but because I don't have a Safeway card, I asked if I could use yours. Your smile in return made me nervous and shy. I looked for you in the parking lot but you had already gone. Any chance your gonna read this and be willing to get in touch?
YOU: (Male) sitting in your Black Car in the Parking Lot at 7-11. Ya, I Saw You. We made eye contact several times. You are gorgeous! Me: (Female) Blond, in sweats... (omg and no make-up, just finished dance class) and just stopped at 7-11 briefly. You should have asked for my number. Single?
I love my awesome-nerdiness and how I get to meet others that are awesome and nerdy. You were working at extra foods and commented on my empire strikes back shirt, then you asked which one was my favorite and I said "The Empire Strikes Back" I didn't get your name but you know my name is Michelle. I think your cool, I work at toy jungle. Maybe we should have a conversation on the awesomeness on the star wars movies.
You were eating corned beef on a plate with a fork. You asked for more coleslaw. You were writing in a small pad. You had a high, intelligent looking forehead, but you didn't look Jewish at all. I thought you were a writer.
I was sitting near you and we exchanged glances and smiles several times. I wanted to give you a copy of my book.
Just a quick note to say thank you to the kind lady who gave us two tickets to Why Weight after the ticket office had already closed - without you we wouldn't have seen the performance of our friend! You made our day! Hope your date went fine.
I was waiting in front of TD when you walked passed me. Tall, hair tied up, white bottoms, and a half sleeve on your left arm. I noticed you had many tattoos, but the sleeve caught my eye. We rode together, and parted ways at the Granville stop. Are you single?! Let me take you out! You are gorgeous!
Chance of you seeing this ad is almost zero... I saw you and your younger sister in the swimming pool area of stanley park. We spoke a few words. Your sister was hesitant to go down the water slide. You are beautiful. Hope to see you again... smile where ever you are.