Went to my first hockey game and saw you. You were the only one with your hair not in a ponytail and caught my eye. You had a helmet on, so for all I knew, you could of had a beard. Fortunately, you didn't. I kept on yelling "GO FEISTY 15!" without knowing that the whole time your mom was sitting right behind me... You came out to the stands to say hi to your mom, but you ran out with just your jersey on. I think you were as excited about being "pants-less" as we all were. Just thought you should know. I
You: a beautiful brunette with bangs over one eye. Me: Brown salt and pepper with a check shirt. I arrived early for lunch with two friends. You helped me and prepared the table. Our eyes met several times, I felt there was something a little extra between us. I'd love to see you again.
You're the cute birthday girl that came to my cash point with your friend at the mall. We talked about how terrible working with Christmas music is, and how crazy the store is... If by some miracle you get this message, then let me know if you feel like hanging out sometime :) And to the random people out there in the world reading this, if you have a friend who's birthday was on Dec. 6, could you please pass the message along? Thanks!
To the handsome moustached man with the stretched ears and big glasses sitting near the window at Me & Julio:
I was the redhead with glasses walking by outside carrying a bag of chips and a tub of ice cream. I swear they were not for me. I also swear we made eye contact and it was pretty magical. Hopefully you weren't with your girlfriend, but if you were you should probably dump her for me because I'm sure I'm better in the sack than she is. Care to share a bag of chips and a tub of ice cream with me one day?
You were waiting for the bus across the street from Toby's. I was walking home and you commented on my Motorhead T-shirt. I said thank you and kept walking because it was freezing out. Hang out sometime?
To the young woman who irritably pushed her way off a very busy SkyTrain wearing a giant backpack: You are an impatient and absurdly self-involved individual. But the incident did not warrant my use of the 'C'-word. I apologize to you, and to every woman within earshot. It's a terrible thing to say on any day, and particularly bad given today's date. I am sorry.
You've got me addicted to them. I can't refuse when you fill my glass, everything you do is way too delicious. I'd lose my favorite place to enjoy a Sidecar though, if you don't reciprocate the attraction, really tough call....Oh and by the way—gin, chartreuse, lime, and maraschino, a secret no more.