Hey Bonita Apple and a Pelegrino, you disappeared on me outside Dollar Grocer. Deep in a fresh corn-on-the-cob I noticed you hovering for minute until you sprung it on me: “Is it good?” you asked, “raw?” Your glance was so disarming I could only muster up a “Yeah. You should, uhm”¦try it”¦that way”. Faster than I could say "toothpick" you'd vanished. Let it be a lesson to us all: strange introductions are always best served raw. And now I can't seem to get your memory out of my teeth. Damn.

You: Caucasian female, jet-black hair, aquiline features, medium height, ring in nose, deep all-over tan, rocking out to some Caribbean guys' drum jamming with two of your girlfriends. Me: Caucasian male, brown hair, medium height, baseball cap, in the company of another (taller) Caucasian male, also rocking out about 10 paces away from the musicians. I would have loved to have introduced myself, but I was wearing bathing trunks and you were stark naked. Any chance I could meet you at a time when both our erogenous zones are fully clothed? Perhaps over coffee or a Vietnamese sandwich?

One great night in Whistler may need one more in town to keep it company! Interested Robyn?

Sweet! My first "I saw you"!!! And, WOW, are you ever worth it!! I was riding my bike down Helmcken when I saw you. You were wearing a high wasted skirt, and a really colorful blouse. You looked amazing!!! Your hair is long, brown, with highlights. But what almost made me crash my bike, was that incredible smile. You were walking up the hill, with a guy, hopefully not your BF. You noticed me notice you, because you turned around and flashed me that Kabagillion dollar smile again. I wanted nothing more than to turn around and catch up to you, just so I could see you smile one more time! So hopefully, you read this, and remember that moment as clearly as I do...I'm a hopeful romantic that would love to see you again. Lets do something really fun. Really, really fun!! "Smile, because when you smile, the whole world smiles with you!"