I told myself I would never write one of these anonymous posts, but I'm forced to eat my words because this is the best way I can think of to see if: (1) these ads actually work; and (2) the universe is being sweet to me.
The setting: Red Room. Labour day weekend. Hot sweaty party.
You: gorgeous redhead with incredible energy and cheeky personality.
Me: big dimples and bigger smile. But also known as the idiot who didn't ask for your number at the coat check.
I'd love to take you out sometime and somewhere where we don't have to shout the whole time. Just let me know the time and place ;D.
This was quite a while ago, in early August around Pride weekend. You were wearing a hat and walking your dog, an adorable cocker spaniel, on Denman street towards Robson. I have blond/light brown, shorter hair and was walking south with my redheaded friend.
That was the second time we've seen each other in the neighbourhood, the first being around Cardero and Haro a couple weeks earlier when we did a few double takes. You have a fantastic smile!
Third time's a charm?
You are a slim, short brunette shopping for groceries on Sunday afternoon at the Donalds Market on Hastings. We made eyes again by the counter on your way out... I'm 5'10", dirty blonde hair in small running shorts, a t-shirt and am heavily tattooed... Do you like bad jokes and men who wear short shorts more often than they should? How about a coffee? What colour shirt was I wearing..?
You were my waiter at Cheers, and well, you weren't a fiddler, exactly... You play the guitar, but you've got fiddlers in the family and fiddles that are worth like ten grand apparently? I overheard you saying that you wanted to go into music. You're freakishly attractive, mind-blowingly so, and I had no idea what the heck you were doing in a restaurant as crappy as that. I was the guy with the gray bird t-shirt and irritating family... I'm probably never going to see you again, but I just wanted to let you know that you're gorgeous. Play those instruments and you'll have guys and girls falling over you. I wish you the best.
I just saw you on the bus like half an hour ago. You were heading downtown on the #8 and you caught my eye for some reason. You had short brown hair, side burns, nice eyes (blue I believe), and a navy blue-ish button up shirt and jeans. You also kind of hit your head on the mirror thingy when you were getting in your seat which i found super cute.
I feel kinda ridiculous posting this, but hey you only live once. Anyway I just wanted to say I like your style and you are very adorable. Hope you enjoy your long weekend! From the girl at the back of the bus with dark curly hair who kept sneaking glances at you :)
I sat across from you: blond, red lipstick, long eyelashes, white top, black jeans, boots, preoccupied by your phone and ipad. I got your attention just as you were getting off, at Dunbar and 16th. I had a box of groceries, was heading home to cook, and liked the idea of cooking for you. Let me know.
I stopped in to donate some books to the Library. I handed you a pop-up book and you told me about the graveyard. I should have asked you out. Was so distracted lost my sunglasses whe.I came back I thought I saw you again but you were gone.