Good Lord, Britney Jean Spears. At what point in the tale of our Cheetos-chomping, baby-losing, vag-flashing, drugged-up anti-heroine do we turn our eyes away and admit our culpability in her undoing? From all the forwarded YouTube videos, cheap newspaper headlines, and gossipy Web site updates, the public hasn't quite finished watching this 25-year-old mother-of-two fall to pieces. It's easy to laugh and condemn such a colossal fuck-up of a star, especially when you overlook that she was sexualized by sleazy record execs, milked for all the jism-covered cash her teenage haunches could generate, and then left for dead on the side of the pop-cultural highway. Is it any wonder she's splaying her legs for us?